bomb50 2009-03-27 15:04:21

I say : give me a beer
he says: if your emo ill pay you to bash your head through that window ill pay $100.00
I say: dang I have no money
he says: then get out of here until you got the mony to buy beer!
I say: SCREW YOU!
thats how it worked out in my story anyway.

Pinkv86 2009-03-27 15:49:07

i walk into a bar
i say give me a BEER! the bartender says "beer is $5" I say "dang i has no monies"
bartender replys "well if your an emo yo can bash your head through this window! i'll pay you $100"
"YOU GOT A DEAL" i say *bashes head though window*

bartender says "YOU OWN ME $100 FOR A NEW WINDOW"
"i though you would give me monie"
"no its a joke you freak!"
"omg im bleeding!"
"im calling the cops!"
women walks in to see the bloody mess
"AAHHHHH your killin that emo"
"OMG ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"
BANG BANG BANG WOMEN SHOOTS THE BARTENDER OMG COPS ARIVE AND MOW DOWN THE WOMEN WITH MACHINE GUNS

happy ending.
everyone loses but me. ^_^